A letter to Diddy

 

Dear Sean "P. Diddy" Combs,

 

    First off I wanna say good job with Sean Jean, they make some decent clothing. With that being said, I write this letter to you asking for one simple thing: STOP MAKING MUSIC. You are the definition of an artist who doesn't know when to quit. You've have five studio albums, three of which went platinum so kudos for that, but each of them continue to do worse and worse album sales wise. I know the industry overall is getting worse with sales but in your case this is a huge indication that you need to retire. No one really minds too much when you do like Khaled and say a few words In the beginning or end. Hell you can even do a whole chorus if you want, those tend to be bearable. But as far as whole albums I don't know a single person who is ever anticipating your newest release. I didn't even see anyone care enough in my music circles to write a real review on it. I tried to listen to LTTP to give you a fair review but after hearing things like "Every track was good until you heard Diddy's voice" and "That cd sends your ears on their last trip to hell" I couldn't even bring myself to force the listen. So I can be the first, but damn sure not the only one, to admit I have gotten to a point where I won't even give your music a try.

    I am not even sure why you feel the need to make music. Maybe you love it. Maybe someone in your camp keeps lying to you and telling you the music you make is actually good, or maybe you're just bored. I know for sure It isn't the money because I know you have enough of that. Whatever it is driving you to keep making albums, find it and lock it away for a very long time. Feel free to take the Khaled approach and just scream over beats but please don't lay down your own verse. And please don't have the audacity to make another album. It's time for you to realize that you just aren't that good at it. So please just stop it. The general public thanks you.

 

Sincerely,

Everyone

 

P.S. I actually love the song Last Night so thanks for that. Everything else though, not so much.

 

 

Now who wants to help me find a way to get this to him?